Review: Rhapsody of the Seas

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Day 1
Day 1 on Rhapsody of the Seas was longer than I had planned, and while it involved boarding a big and exciting cruise ship it largely involved sitting in Circular Quay. A cloudless sunny day and Sydney is picture postcard perfect so we decide to get a ferry across the harbour to meet the big ship.
Weโre early โ the kids have been packed and ready for this holiday for a week, and up since dawn ready to board, so we head for Windjammer Cafรฉ, the buffet restaurant at the bow of the ship, for lunch. My son does a quick tour of the buffet bar and gives me a hug โ Roast meat and gravy donโt feature heavily on the menu at home.
Then itโs a bit of exploration, a swim and discussion of onboard activities before dinner and the long wait for the ship to sail, which finally happens close to midnight. And its far, far more exciting than leaving an airport. This is old-school.
Boarding a ship for my first family cruise is a bit like entering another dimension. The dรฉcor isโ80s art deco, with brass and mirrors everywhere you look. The people play whist and bridge and use a Community Board to organise meetings for Red Hat Societies and Friends of Dorothy. Itโs going to be interesting thatโs for sure.
Day 2
After a long day waiting to leave Sydney, our first day sailing is all about figuring out how the whole thing works. Activities, kidsโ clubs and meal times โ how do we actually find all these things?
After another trip to the buffet for breakfast wander about a bit aimlessly looking for inspiration โ the top deck is incredibly windy and itโs not bad fun trying to walk against it. There is ocean in every direction as far as I can see โ itโs a strange isolated sensation.
We lounge around playing Uno and Scrabble until our allotted lunch hour and then head for the main attraction as far as Mary (9) is concerned. Pets at Sea, open only between 2pm and 3pm, where you can stuff your own plush animal and dress him in a range of Royal Caribbean clothing. Weโve gone for a horse dressed as a chef and named him Shef.
โBecause he is a chef and it would be kind of weird if his name was spelled with a C.โ
You just canโt argue with logic like that. Or at least I canโt.
Shef joins us for an afternoon matinee and retires for a nap before our first formal ship dinner, which is, possibly the poshest dinner my kids have been to โ there are toddlers in tuxedos and lots of little girls that would look more at home at a wedding with posies. Bet their mums had fun dressing them.
Day 3
Weโre starting to get the hang of cruising and have even formed ourselves a routine, or at least starting to see the need for one. For as far as you can see in every direction there is water, which varies in colour from dark grey to dark blue.
Luckily Rhapsody has oodles to do (there are 400 kids on board) so weโre able to whittle away at the entertainment guide until we find something to suit us (or rather, suit my kids). So mornings is breakfast at the Windjammer Cafรฉ, followed by Uno and Scrabble in the Moonlight Room and a swim in the wave pool. Itโs not actually a wave pool โ thereโs a bit of swell.
Lunch at Windjammer (thereโs an argument about this which I lose) and then we head for the stern for some rock-climbing. Once weโve worn blisters on our fingers we head for the theatre to watch Toy Story 3 (the third time Iโve seen this, but itโs that good).
That brings us neatly to dinner with our lovely waiter, Kostya, whoโs so attentive he evens cuts up Maryโs meat for her. Bless him!












