The best Broadway shows at sea

Cats musical

Fantastic entertainment on board your cruise can be just the thing that adds extra sparkle to your holiday. And cruise lines are debuting bigger and better shows. Norwegian Cruise Lines and Royal Caribbean regularly feature a list of shows, fresh from Broadway on their cruises. And if you’re a Disney fan, you can watch musicals … Read more

Game on: SPORTS CRUISES

Sports Event

Sports-themed cruises are on the rise with itineraries built around major events, from the Monaco Grand Prix to the Melbourne Cup. Bernadette Chua looks at some of the best on offer. Australian Open P&O The Australian Open starts the yearโ€™s tennis season and there is always a great vibe in Melbourne. P&Oโ€™s Australian Open cruise … Read more

The most risquรฉ show at sea?

The most risquรฉ show at sea

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Itโ€™s not your usual dinner music.

A remixed version of Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye plays as we eat at the Waterfront restaurant aboard Pacific Explorer, P&Oโ€™s newest addition to its Australian fleet.

But then, this isnโ€™t your usual dinner. Itโ€™s the special Love Riot menu, which includes Scallop Tataki with scallop roe, radish and wasabi dressing, a veal and porcini pate, crab bisque with a lobster cotton ball and celery, slow cooked beef short rib with red wine reduction and pumpkin puree. Dessert is a decadent salted dark chocolate sphere.

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Just in case it still hasnโ€™t clicked that something slightly salacious is about to happen, dancers and acrobats in latex pink bondage corset dresses and Robocop suits, appear to usher us into the theatre.

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Welcome to Love Riot โ€“ the most modern and risquรฉ performance on an Australian cruise liner. Itโ€™s definitely R18+.

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Created by the producer of Blanc de Blanc, a circus and burlesque performance which tours around Australia, passengers can see the show for just $10 ย – or enjoy the Love Riot menu for an extra VIP experience.

Itโ€™s delicious and fun and even the waiters perform a routine and some magic tricks.

The show combines talented dancers, acrobats, jugglers, aerialists and gymnasts into a raunchy but enjoyable set of mix-taped songs ย – all with the word love in the lyrics.

There is a bit of nudity. And who doesnโ€™t love a bit of nudity!

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While the show has been met with mixed reviews, the laughter of the audience says another thing. Thereโ€™s sexual innuendos throughout the show while the dancers perform provocative moves in tight latex bodysuits with dildos and blowup dolls.

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There are five women and two men. One of the highlights is the hilarious unicyclist as well as an amazing contortionist from Austria, who also swallows an incredibly long balloon at the end of her act.ย  It certainly had the men in the audience leaning forward.

The juggler will start by throwing balls in the air and soon moves onto blow up dolls โ€“ a hilarious part of the show, which had everyone laughing.

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At one point, naked performers dancing on stage desperately try and cover their modesty.

Itโ€™s bright neon lights and action, with 3D glasses thrown into mix. Itโ€™s interactive and the performers get involved with the crowd.

It might not be for everyone but itโ€™s by far the best production Iโ€™ve seen on the high seas. Raunchy, risquรฉ and like nothing youโ€™ve seen on a cruise ship.

Full marks, P&O, for the courage to try something new.

For more information about the Pacific Explorer, check out our article about her arrival in Sydney!

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Picture perfect cruise photography

Picture perfect cruise photography

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] A picture really does tell a thousand words and a cruise is a great opportunity to hone your photography skills. Jocelyn Pride shares some tips that will have you bringing home a swag of beautiful shots to share with family and friends. [/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Which camera is right for your cruise?[/vc_column_text][vc_row_inner][vc_column_inner width=”1/3″][vc_single_image image=”48810″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][/vc_column_inner][vc_column_inner width=”2/3″][vc_column_text]Like … Read more

Mud on the menu – sampling some onboard spa treatments

Onboard spa treatments

There is more than one way to be revitalised while cruising. From the wacky to the downright tasty, Jac Taylor takes a look at some of the spa treatments available. Itโ€™s a wonderful feeling. Youโ€™re in your cabin perusing the onboard spa treatment list, imagining all the pampering youโ€™ll experience during your voyage. But something … Read more